June 2012
BEES
sogobrbu:
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Goblins? No problem.
Kobolds? Dead too.
Keas? All of my gear has been stolen.
FUCK BIRDS. THE GODDAMN DWARVES CAN’T CRAWL CARRYING WHAT THESE FUCKING THINGS FLY WITH -.=.-
May 2012
TUMBLR PEOPLE!
Should I cap my tower off with Gold or Silver? Personally I hate both but I’m not gonna find nearly enough Obsidian, and it’s not worth as much which’ll make the nobles who are gonna be living up there all bluh.
So I say again; Gold or Silver?
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So my first eleven caravan arrived.
They brought a goblin ambush.
…Fucking Elves…
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Today's Zombie Survival Tip:
Guns VS Melee: Both have advantages (Guns can hit a target from a distance, Melee doesn’t need reloaded) both have disadvantages (Guns have a limited supply of ammunition before becoming fairly ineffective melee weapons, Melee weapons require you to get in biting/scratching range most the time to use them.)
Play to your strengths, but don’t be caught dead without one or the other....
Mom bought a bunch of these magnets with pictures of letters and things that look like letters on them and told me to put them on the fridge.
Our fridge looks like a ransom note.
…I’ve got to get out of here, If I have to hear mom complain about how much I use my computer or how I need to talk to my dad one more time I’m gonna goddamn snap x.=.x
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So Sogo just sent me a couple of screenshots of some people who he uh.. took care of in Metro 2033… Look familiar?
Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
Goddamn it I hate this ending…
“Sure, as long as the machines are working and you can dial 911. But you take...”
– Tomas Jane (As David Drayton in Stephen King’s The Mist)
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Today's Zombie Survival Tip:
Fire is nice for cooking things, and lighting. Not defense. You are very, very likely to set your own ass, or safe-house on fire by accident. Avoid it when possible, keep any form of extinguisher near at hand when you must use it.
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In light of recent news, in an effort to increase survival odds for some of you, I’m gonna (try) to post at least one tip like this a day. (I may end up...
REBLOG IF YOu WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR FOLLOWERS...
rotorhawk:
askkictch:
the-jailbird:
askradiantblue:
museponder:
Why not?
…
Am I going to regret this?
Perhaps you and I could simply go from dimension through dimension watching what’s good and what’s not. Or maybe enjoy some tea…Who knows…
How come I don’t have a personal anon? I only had an anon that ripped my eyes out…
Awh JB, don’t worry~
Why are all the U’s except the the...
amouremeline:
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
Moar Zombies →
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.
Welcome to Tumblr: The place where you can know...
misskitty48:
everydayiamcumberbatchin:
Probably one of the most accurate posts on this site.
It's TMI tuesday so you guys should ask me stuff.
Oh look, Sogo finally got a Tumblr →
Go bug him, he knows memes and shit. Oh and Orks.
EDIT: Oh and anime… lots of Anime.
!!Dragon Ekarus!!: about three days ago police shot and killed a man who was naked and eating someone he tackled
Sogo -{メルメル}-: !
Sogo -{メルメル}-: Congrats
Sogo -{メルメル}-: Im not buying your plane ticket
!!Dragon Ekarus!!: ...but- I- I HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD D:
Sogo -{メルメル}-: No, you're gonna take over a gun store and supermarket
Sogo -{メルメル}-: and attempt to become a regional warlord
!!Dragon Ekarus!!: ...well I need a base of operations
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askphotograph-schet-tog-albino reblogged your post: askphotograph-schet-tog-albino replied to your…
… Well, yeah… Fair enough. But duct tape is awesome.
Oh yeah, it’s really awesome, it’s gonna be even more awesome when I take it off… Because it’s totally not gonna rip all my leg hair out XD
….Welp broke the whole “Ekarus is actually typing”...
askphotograph-schet-tog-albino replied to your post: I made not only a bandage, but a water-tight…
Nearly! There’s no toilet paper in the post-apcolyptic world. 8< It all desintigrated.
If I had cloth I’d have used it, wouldn’t have needed to tape it to my leg then, I could have just tied it down XD
I made not only a bandage, but a water-tight bandage out of toilet paper and duct tape… Does this mean I get my apocalyptic medic badge?
I can hear fire and ambulance sirens not far up the street, I’m guessing there was a rather bad accident… man that shit only lasted a few seconds and it got bad XD
Welp, saved the trashcans, went to head inside and noticed the drainage thing for the neighbors and the water-heater/utility room was backed up so I had to bilge water out of there before it caused any serious damage and clear the block, in jumping the wall I cut my leg pretty badly XD
I’m gonna chill now. XD
Holy Fuck it’s monsooning out there, BRB gotta save the garbage cans
ask-katch replied to your post: “The Spinning Strawberry strikes the dingo in the…
spinning… strawberry? xD
Well yeah, one of the humans I was traveling with to make sure I didn’t get attacked by boogeymen at night was unconscious and that dingo was gonna take a chunk out of his neck CoD Modern Warfare Style and both my primary sword and backup sword was stuck in another dingo, and...
